If your GOOP obsession persisted even after that jade vagina egg,Gina Wild - Jetzt wird es schmutzig 5 (2000) that Sex Dust, or that $244 toothpaste squeezer, we have good news for you: a GOOP magazine is on the way.

Women's Wear Dailyreported Friday that Condé Nast will co-produce a quarterly print edition of the unfathomably aspirational lifestyle website. The idea reportedly stemmed from a conversation between Vogue editor Anna Wintour and GOOP CEO Gwyneth Paltrow, according to WWD.

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It seems that GOOP Magazine will contain everything we've come to expect from GOOP. You know, simple treasures like $125,000 dumbbells, necklaces shaped like butts, dipping French fries in face cream, whimsy, powdered pea protein, buying a lot of limes, and, with any luck, appearances from Moon Juice founder Amanda Chantal Bacon.

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The magazine will be released in September, so rev up your juicers. And don't get that you can also attend the In Goop Health Wellness Summit in June. Because of course you can!

[H/T: WWD]

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